Total Medals Earned: 1,122 (From 259 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,805 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Start playing.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Survive a full year.
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (75/450 points)
Dont use slow motion in a level
Get a flawless run
Collect all the stars in a level
Get the clone to the end of a level
Beat 10 levels
Shoot an enemy 45 times
Destroy 8 rockets in one level
Beat all the levels
Beat 20 levels
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/450 points)
Collect all energy in the first level
Find the first secret area
Find the second secret area
But before you do, think of all the kittens
Kill all enemies in Normal Mode
Collect all energy in Normal Mode
Kill 5 enemies in 5 seconds
Finish the game in Normal Mode
Find the third secret area
Found the fourth secret area
Found the fifth secret area
Kill all enemies in Hard Mode
Make an enemy fall to his death
Collect all energy in Hard Mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/115 points)
Find the clue...
The Unknown Olympic Sport.
shake shake shake
What a clever "War and Peace" joke....
That seems like a lot....
killing Indians...
Maybe it was less of a birthmark and more of a stain?
They are pretty HIGH up there..... Kinda tall I guess...
Secret
Medals Earned: 4/7 (70/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 4/32 (40/500 points)
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Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
This was hilarious to animate :)
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/265 points)
1000 score on Normal
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/495 points)
Defeat the Slime.
Reach level 11.
Reach level 6.
Obtain all arcane armors.
Obtain the Longsword.
Reach level 26.
Collect all items.
Obtain the Dragonslayer.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 31.
Obtain the Recurve Bow.
Obtain the Mace.
Reach level 16.