Total Medals Earned: 1,122 (From 259 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,805 Points
Medals Earned: 6/11 (50/375 points)
run 50m length
run 250m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jacob the werewolf
transform to Jaws
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 13/19 (160/350 points)
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Reach Evila
Unlock the Play Tips power
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/355 points)
First collected diamond
First destruction
Complete training
Produce oil
Collect more than half of the diamonds
Complete level #10
Complete all levels
Collect all diamonds
Blow up all stones
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/500 points)
Achieve a multiplier of 10 in survival.
Achieve a multiplier of 20 in survival.
Complete 40 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 20 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 10 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 30 consecutive battles in survival.
Complete 50 consecutive battles in survival.
Medals Earned: 11/17 (270/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/180 points)
Play the game between 1st December and 5th January
Find all of the 666 references
Find all of the Skulls
Find all of the other possible references
Find all of the All-Seeing Eyes
Find all of the hidden references!
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/220 points)
24th of December
23rd of December
18th of December
8th of December
11th of December
15th of December
5th of December
1st of December
14th of December
4th of December
19th of December
9th of December
2nd of December
17th of December
7th of December
16th of December
6th of December
10th of December
3rd of December
13th of December
12th of December
20th of December
21st of December
22nd of December
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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